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Skiv Email #1

A hail and hearty hello to thee O slave of the coffery blackness.
I'd like to ask you a few questions if I may ?
Btw, I must say I liked your performance in the Scorpio Troubleshooting Services feature a while back.
Anyhow, on to the questions:

1: I did not see you drink coffe even ONCE during that STS feature, how on earth did you stay coherent ?
2: Whatever happend after that incident, did you get away from Sane Jake ?
3: How did you ever get started working for "the pointy haired fool" ?
4: Why did you start helping Skull Girl, what's your motive ?
5: Do you have Moxy's number ?

	Dude, Asking me questions about my past in Scorpio Troubleshooting Services is like asking Sly Stalone about his history in the porn industry. I was young and stupid, okay? Especially around one miss Amavie Krin. Trust me, I can get a lot done without coffee as long as there's a hot redhead involved.	Ms. Amavie Krin. Pure trouble.
Red-headed Coffee Girl will rule us all with her powers of java, creamers, sweeteners , and pure hottness.	As a matter of fact, as an energy source hot redheads generate about 1000 times the energy as the equivalent weight in coffee. If a super ever comes out whose talent is both that she is a hot redhead AND has power over coffee, she is going to take over the world. Peroid. Or at least me. I hope. As far as the pointy haired fool goes... well, it was a job, basically. Ya gotta put coffee in the cup somehow. You think I've got an ulterior motive for helping little Skully? Crikes, what kind of villainous thug do you take me for? She's a cute kid (don't tell her that it makes her burst into tears) with a lot of potential and she's easy to make fun of. What other motivation would I need to stick around her? If you're thinking of the obvious -- she's too much of a girl for my tastes. I perfer my women a little worldlier and redder of hair. As far as Moxy's number goes, you're just brining up that shady past, guy. Don't go there. -- Skiv

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